Aye, this be the original golden map, but focus yer spyglass: the islands be golden, too! Imagine the Gold Hoarders beholding this gilded beauty—ye can just see their eyes glittering greedily.
Deck yer hull with adventure! These be matte, museum-quality posters, printed on durable, archival paper. Aye, these matte beauties be lookin’ and feelin’ almost velvety.
Aye, but these be not fingerprint resistant. So—if ye be wantin’ a pristine map—ye might not want to be touchin’ this one too much. No need to abandon yer captain’s wheel to see where ye be headed. Unfurl yer map, and unfurl yer sails!